November 2nd, 2011
Internet memes are more popular than ever, between Socially Awkward Penguin and Anxiety Cat, I have my life pretty much mapped out by others. But when they bring poop into the fold, they hit the nail on the head. Check out one of my favorite internet memes, Business Cat, and how he deals with strategic planning:
July 27th, 2011
Thanks to Tosh.O, scatalogical humor is on the rise among women ages 17-25, and 60-80. He brought this gem to our attention, the Cannonball Dookie, where some dude was able to hold his poo until the last possible second so it releases mid-air, naked, and conveniently into a dirty lake – and then followed by a dog who I’m assuming thought he found a companion. Really, when you can articulate a crap so precisely, make it projectile, and capture it on film, it crosses over from shart to art. Enjoy!
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July 10th, 2011
NTG got a sneak preview of the new poop action romantic dramedy – “Up Sh*t’s Creek” – from ThisShowHatesYou. Greg, the a-hole, gets the ultimate test of will when he’s turned into a piece of crap. It’s the “story of a crap that never gave a sh*t,” and it has Oscar written all over sh*t. Enjoy!
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A ghost-wipe is being lucky enough to squeeze out a clean poop that leaves no trace behind, thus no need for wiping. The perfect crime. However, this phenomenon occurs about as often as the McRib comes around.
For all normal poops you have to make the decision on when to stop wiping based on how you feel, and what the toilet paper is telling you. These really are the only two ways to determine when to stop, so it is safe to assume that blind people have a higher percentage of skid marks in their underwear.
One proven, although rough method is the traffic light method. This was sent in and illustrated below by a No. 2 guide users. Enjoy!
the traffic light method of wiping
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June 10th, 2011
Is it wrong to fake a traumatic brain injury to lure an unsuspecting nurse to your home so she can change your adult diapers, and in the process you get a kick out of exposing yourself, all the while mustering your best Cuba Gooding Radio routine? If that’s wrong, I never want to be wrong.
Eric Carrier is your average 23-year old Craigslist user: He posts gigs, he hires people, he shows his weiner, he fakes mental retardation, and he shits his pants. Nothing unusual. The nurse he hired from the bartering/job posting website therefore should not have been surprised that Carrier in fact was not mentally challenged, nor using diapers to do his business. It comes with the territory.
At Least I'm Clean
About an hour after the nurse arrived to Carrier’s home – where the Craigslist posting made it clear that a father was requesting help for his disabled son, and the father was nowhere to be seen – Carrier felt it was time to get those diapers changed, and the nurse finally figured out she was duped…but only after she wiped Carrier’s butthole quite thoroughly. Read more…
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