Snake Charmer: 1. Pooping in a bathroom with a pattern on the wallpaper or tile that makes you dizzy the more you stare at it. 2. Focusing on the patterns in the bathroom in a way similar to looking at a magic eye. 3. Getting lost and dizzy from art work while pooping. Examples I was starring at the wallpaper in my grandparents bathroom and almost fell off the toilet from dizziness. The wallpaper […]
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If you look it up in the dictionary it will usually be described with a few words, like ‘fecal matter’ or ‘excrement’. However, poop is so much more than that. Here at NTG we we consider poop to be more of lifestyle than a simple word that can be carelessly defined.
We do it every day, often multiple times a day and each experience is slightly different from the last. Finally there is one place to capture all of the poo-drama. Number Two Guide is your premiere Poop Blog. Your one stop-shop for everything poop related.There are many layers to poop, and many different types of poop. Please browse through our site to learn all sorts of interesting poop facts.
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