A 1000 year old piece of poop has been responsible for gathering crowds at a Gloucester museum.People have been bussing in from all over England and handing their money over to get a close look at this extravagant excrement.
The log was discovered by an archaeologist in 1991 at the bottom of a roadside hole.However, the poop was not displayed to the public until recently.When questioned on the exhibits delay the archeologist who discovered the poop said, “After the dig my colleagues asked me if I had found anything of value, to which I replied, ‘just shit’.When no one seemed excited I figured it was worthless”.
Several years later the archeologist discovered the poops significance and now it is one of the museums most popular exhibits.
This baseball season the New York Yankees acquired relief pitcher Chan Ho Park from the Philadelphia Phillies. Chan Ho Park has had an impressive career overall, but in his debut game with the Yankees his pitching was not as explosive as it had been in the past. In his very next outing he was back to his old self, and closed the game out without any issues.
After the game Chan Ho Park was interviewed about both performances and was asked, “Why did you perform so much better the in the second game?” Chan Ho Park did not spare any details and gave the most honest answer ever provided by a professional athlete.
When you’re pitching on the mound and something starts to stir around…diarrhea Chan Chan Chan.
When you’re throwing the heat and you feel something creep towards your feet…diarrhea Chan Chan Chan.
INDIANA – Manure pools the size of small houses are forming near cow pastures creating weapons of mass destruction.
In an interview with the Wall Street Journal, local farmer Allen Hutchison said, “If that thing back there blows, God help us all for miles.”
Hutchison and others have a plan to deal with these “dairy bubbles.” The strategy requires some serious equipment: A gas mask, a small boat, and a swiss army knife. Full details can be found here.
There is talk of a television show that will portray the events leading up to the creation of the poop bubbles. Here is how the whole incident started:
Old Jed was out shooting up some food, when out of the ground came a bubblin crude.
Poop that is. Brown gold. Indiana tea.
Well the first thing you know old Jeds smellin’ like a steer.
The noise violation hung on 18 year old Andrew Charles Donahue’s fridge as a constant reminder of the neighbor that betrayed him. Every day as Donahue reached for the milk the ticket mocked him, but what was it that pushed him over the edge?
Was it the fine he had to pay? Maybe. Was it the early end to the noisy party that had potential to be the best party of the year? Perhaps. Was it the excess milk in each bowl of cereal that was the result of staring at the noise violation as he poured his milk? Doubtful.
After years of psychological analysis no one really understands what is going on in the mind of an arsonist. However, there is one known fact: Andrew Charles Donahue was seeking revenge.
The plan was devious, yet so simple it could only be crafted by an arsonist mastermind. One bag, one lighter, one doorbell, and of course one nasty piece of dog poop. Read more…
Holiday season is upon us. So what do you get for that special someone? A diamond necklace? Nope, too tacky. A Kindle? Just buy a book. What you need is some real special shit. Something to commemorate the end of a crappy decade. The decade of 9/11, recession, Bush, and the Yankees. Only one thing is befitting of a holiday season this special: poop.
If you want to give the gift that keeps on giving, start with Monthly Doos. If your boss needs a 2010 calendar filled with pictures of dog poop, you’re covered. Or chocolate poop treats. You can even get your season’s greeting cards here.
Then there’s the Comfort Wipe, which we’ve covered before. However, Amazon is selling this baby for a new low - $11.99.
The phrase “letting it all hang out” got another shot at glory when a Portuguese burglar was caught with his pants down, stuck in a window, for 11 hours.
A 1000 year old piece of poop has been responsible for gathering crowds at a Gloucester museum. People have been bussing in from all over England and handing their money over to get a close look at this extravagant excrement. 
