Archive for the ‘Poop Poll’ Category:
October 28th, 2009
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Unique and clever or sexy and showing are the only two categories your Halloween costume can fall under if you take this holiday seriously. And you should. Halloween is the one holiday that always surpasses the hype.
You have had 365 days to think of a costume, I expect an effort. All of you pimps, 80’s rock stars and Gods gift to women costumes I roll my eyes and applaud. If it was not for your lack of inspiration my costumes might not be as special every year.
Much like poop, the poop costume ideas do not get thrown around very often. However, there are some un-flushables. The costumes you cannot help but laugh at.
It is very difficult, and some might say impossible, to make a poop costume sexy, which is why most fall under the clever category.
This years Poop Costume Award goes to:
When Doody Calls
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August 28th, 2009
As much as we Americans have a see no evil, hear no evil policy on pooping, we can’t escape the smell no evil.
Even worse, sometimes the evil rears its ugly brown head back up or leaves a trace behind. It’s like a bad girlfriend…it won’t go down.
So, how often do you leave skidmarks, stains, doodoo tracks, or chocolate smears on the bowl? Be honest, it’s anonymous.
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May 28th, 2009
Which one of the following recent events would most likely make you poop your pants?
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For reference:
Jose Conseco fight can be found here
Lebron’s shot can be found here
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May 5th, 2009
If you knew that your next poop would be your last where would you want to take it? What kind of poop would you want it to be?
Prisoners on death row get to request their last meal, but do they get to influence any of their other lasts? I wonder if it hits them while they are on the can hours before that it is their last poop.
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April 23rd, 2009
A Keyholder is a person in the workplace, usually a receptionist, who is in possession of the bathroom keys. I have come across two Keyholders in my day and I can tell you it’s sort of like having a therapist you don’t like: they know all your secrets but you don’t really feel comfortable talking to them.
You don’t think they know when you’re gone for 10 minutes? You don’t think they tell all of their friends that Donny over in HR comes back after a half hour with a wet key. “How am I supposed to know if it’s water, sweat, pee, or what else…”
We’re interested in knowing how many of you have a Keyholder you must bypass in order to relieve yourselves? Please, take a second to vote:
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April 16th, 2009
Whether or not you’ve done it is beside the point. Do you enjoy it? Recent comments have suggested that those who do poop at work look at it as a necessary evil, since they’re there 8 hours or more a day. Others, however, enjoy the short break which they get paid for.
Please take a second to let us know:
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