As a tribute to this Japanese custom, NTG has created a few poop haikus. Submit your best haiku today in the comment section!
George has a smooth face
Eagle on back of quarter
Poop lands on his head
Riding the subway
Tried to fart but it was poop
Still four stops away
Need to go at work
Gone for more than ten minutes
Get a dirty look
scatman April 29th, 2009 at 10:18 am
Dinner with inlaws
I get up to wash dishes
Wind escapes my butt
fivestar April 29th, 2009 at 10:40 am
Feeling post-lunch bloat
Sneak into office bathroom
Damn! I’m not alone
MissyT April 29th, 2009 at 11:26 am
That was refreshing
No! Sudden panic attack
No toilet paper
J Rock April 29th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Courtesy flush once
Toilet gets clogged after flush
Do I continue?
Mark Madness April 29th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
I push it all out
But something is left behind
It’s a “hanging chad”
F. Baby April 29th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Ate reuben sandwich
Sitting with a tight belt on
Feel gas leave slowly
J Rock April 29th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Walking with my girl
Smell a large pile of dog poo
No wait…it’s her poo
StaceyB April 29th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
A great office poo
Quick, but co-workers still knew
T.P. stuck on shoe
JuJu April 29th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
Moo -I like my meat
Poo’s what happens when I eat
What’s a gal to do?
cshatts April 30th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
i wake and then pee
i drink a cup of coffee
then i am ready
John November 24th, 2009 at 11:44 am
Sometimes I must push–
Here it comes, satisfying,
With a hefty splash.
Mabuse July 1st, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Obstinate, won’t budge,
Childhood memories revive:
“Grunt big for daddy!”
Jpequens April 29th, 2009 at 10:28 am
Coffee starts my day
It also creates a stir
Sip, then time to go