Because Dogs Don’t Do Sh*t
June 15th, 2009

- Cute design, but may cause dogs to eat it

We sometimes joke that if aliens were spying on us from outer space, watching us walk our dogs, they’d think Fido was in charge - not us. That’s because they lead, we follow, and most importantly, they poop, we pick up (unless they’re spying on Vietnam or Korea and see us fry up some dog for dinner).
As far as I know, dogs are the only animal whose poop we actively chase and pick up obediently. And for most people, that hasn’t been a problem.
Enter Port-a-Poo Waste Carrier, from Mind Body and Paw LLC. They advertise their portable poop carrier as “the most convenient, sanitary, and stylish solution for dogs on the go!” Product reviews bitterly say: “make your dog carry their poop,” as if it were their choice to let it fester.
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