Remember when you were potty trained? I don’t. I was a baby. I can tell you one thing, though - it probably took more than three days.
3-day Potty Training is out to change that, one unsuspecting diaper doodoo at a time. The method, introduced by Lora Jensen, aka the Huggies Hitler (see photo), developed a three-day proven method to ‘gently’ coax the most stubborn toddler into using the john. But if you don’t believe me, take a look at the testimonials:
When it comes to a taboo subject like poop, there’s no doubt: the Japanese do it best.
For one reason or another, Japanese culture breeds openness: whether it be men holding hands in the street, S&M themed clubs, or butchering Britney Spears at a karaoke bar, there is no shame. Thus, the culture is geared to handle open discourse of poop, as early as child rearing…
I kinda wish my parents showed me this when I was young. I actually don’t remember how they taught me to use the toilet, but it sure didn’t include tigers and a wee-wee jingle. I blame my current anal retention on my inability to find music in the art of crapping. And my parents. I blame them, too.
