1. Going poop as fast as you can.
2. Usually done at a party or when you are in the company of others, trying to poop fast enough where you are only gone for a short period of time so that people think you were just going pee.
3. Pooping as if you were in a race and your life depended on it.
1. Bill knew that if he was gone from the restaurant table for more than 5 minutes everyone would know he had gone poop. He kept an eye on his watch while he attempted a speed poop.
2. Shelia thought no one was home but was caught mid duck walk by her husband who promptly took a photo.