Swimming Duck Scramble

Swimming Duck Scramble Definition:

1. Having an immediate need to poop while out of your home and asking where the restroom is while remaining calm.

2. Needing to find a bathroom in an emergency poop situation but remaining calm on the surface, when really you are panicking underneath. (Like a duck swimming. Looks calm on top of the water, but his feet are going crazy underneath the water).

Examples:

1. Aaron was one minute away from crapping his pants while he entered his third shop where he calmly said, "excuse me, where is your restroom.?"

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Swimming Duck Scramble


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