Japan Creates the Turd Burger
A professor in Japan has invented the first steaks based on proteins from human excrement. Repeat. A professor in Japan has invented the first steaks based on proteins from human excrement.
I provided that line twice to save you time from going back and reading it.
Professor Ikeda claims that “Sewage Mud” (his fancy word for poop) is rich with protein from bacteria, and that he has perfected the process for using it to create edible meat like products. He also claims to have added just the right amount of soy and other products to even make it tastes like a burger. Taco Bell should really look into employing this man.
If Jerry Seinfeld was Japanese this would definitely make his next tour (to be read in a Seinfeld tone):
What’s the deal with poop burgers? Is it poop? Is it a burger? I’m not sticking around to find out. I tell you who loves it though. The Cows! Think about it! They’re pooping anyway, now every time they drop a pile they’re saving lives! There own lives!
Still doubt this exists? Please watch the video and decide for yourself if this is legit or not.