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Haven’t you always wished you could see your lifetime statistics for anything with the click of a button? How many miles have I walked in my lifetime? How many slices of pizza have I consumed? Well, when it comes to poop there is no more wondering. At Number Two Guide we have developed a Poop Calculator to provide you with some of the most important statistics of your life. Simply enter your birthday and click ‘Calculate’ to get started.
“I really don’t understand the use of this new knowledge, but I am glad I did it.” - Craig S.
“The results made me laugh so much I accidentally pooped my pants, better recalculate.” – Christine H.
“Totally useless, but amazing” – Clint G.
“Surprisingly accurate. I actually have sharted 4 times in my life and I specifically remember every horrible moment of each one. They were awful, glad to see this happens at about the same rate for everyone.” – Lindsay D.