Know yourself. Know your poop.
- How many times have you pooped in your lifetime?
- How much toilet paper have you used? How many wipes?
- Number of times you've had explosive diarrhea?
- How tall would all of your poop logs be if you stacked them end-to-end?
Calculate your lifetime poop stats – in seconds.
Haven’t you always wished you could see your lifetime statistics for anything with the click of a button?
How many miles have I walked in my lifetime? How many slices of pizza have I consumed?
Well, when it comes to poop there is no more wondering. At Number Two Guide we have developed a Poop Calculator to provide you with some of the most important statistics of your life.
Simply enter your birthday and click ‘Calculate’ to get started.
- Amount of times you clogged the toilet?
- Number of days you spent pooping?
“I really don’t understand the use of this new knowledge, but I am glad I did it.” – Craig S.
“The results made me laugh so much I accidentally pooped my pants, better recalculate.” – Christine H.
“Totally useless, but amazing” – Clint G.
“Surprisingly accurate. I actually have sharted 4 times in my life and I specifically remember every horrible moment of each one. They were awful, glad to see this happens at about the same rate for everyone.” – Lindsay D.