Hot Site: I Poop My Pants On Purpose

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Through, a site that encourages everyone to divulge their often embarrassing experiences anonymously, an inspirational gift has been bestowed upon us – “I Poop My Pants on Purpose” stories. Allow me to share some excerpts with you:

“I just let a big log fill my boxer-briefs‚ well, more like a big pile of stinky mush.  I wish it was a log because that would be a little easier to clean up, but at least I feel better now that I don’t have to poop anymore. As I move, I can feel it squishing around between my butt and the seat of my boxer-briefs. I can also hear it crackling and squishing when I shift in my seat… I’m sitting with my butt hanging over the edge of the computer chair so I don’t make it too messy.”

“I’m now 29…I’d say that in 16 full years of loading my pants I’ve probably pooped my pants close to 500 times…I do it in the privacy of my apartment, and sometimes I poop my pants in public places too (Car Wash, Wal-Mart, etc). In July my girlfriend is moving in with me so I’m not sure how regularly I’ll continue to poop my pants. But I’m sure when she isn’t around I will take full advantage.”

“i have pretty much done it all when it comes to poop‚ i have eaten, smeared it all over my body and jacked off with it‚ i have done it all with my ex wife as well‚ my favorite experience has to be one time while we were making love with her on top. we were going at it and i asked her if she had to [shit]. she responded that she did. so i put my hand under her [ass] and she [shit] into it. it was soft but firm enough to stay in my hand‚ i then proceeded to eat it while we were making love and she watched me do it.”

Talk about having some dirt on your ex! Ehem, but allow me to be honest for a moment: Number Two Guide does not pass judgment. We simply explore all the possibilities of poo and present them to you in the hopes that you’ll feel more comfortable with your own bodily functions. Besides, pooping your pants in Wal-Mart is pretty much a rite of passage.

22 thoughts on “Hot Site: I Poop My Pants On Purpose

  1. wow Im LMAO right now. That has to be the funniest grossest thing I have ever read. God there are some screwed up people out there.

  2. I am the pantstinking king. In the past 20 years, I would say that I’ve pooped in my pants (95% of the time on purpose)about 1000 times. I love to go to Walmart and do it around hot females. I just poop in my pants and wait for them to smell it. Then the laughing starts. Perhaps they are thinking, “Shame, shame. What a loser. He is not a man. I don’t think he’s even had sex before.” I put the experience on a calendar, so I can keep up with it. Think you can top this?

  3. a melhor maneira de coco nas calças e voce ficar em pe ,abra um pouco as pernas vista uma calça não muito apertado,e empurra devagar ate sair tudo, valeu galera.

  4. WOW I love the story of the guy letting his ex wife look on him wile making love! My girlfriend and I do that all the time what a rush man!!! Its all good and it washes off so let it go people!!! We get into allot more kinkeyer stuff to if any one is interested to hear???

  5. Me again. Correction. According to my records, I have pooped in my pants 1702 times in about 20 1/2 years. That’s about every 4 days or so, on average.

  6. I once went on a month vacation to a summer house alone, and didn’t use the bathroom once except to take baths. Poop was overflowing everywhere. But it was abandoned, so no need to worry… Lol

  7. I was just kidding when I searched this stuff… But, dam, what the hel1?! Dude is f***ing sick as hel1. Dude, you need to seek help…

  8. I do sometimes. I’ll be sitting somewhere like at a resturant or on a date, and if the service is bad or the date turns out to be a real bitc#, I’ll pinch out a nice big steamer and then jostle back and forth in my seat to realy squish it around down there. If you don’t fill your pants up too much and it doesn’t show, you can blame the smell on the kitchen or the waitress. Drawback is, though, sometimes, though not all the time, I don’t get laid after dinner……I date a lot of trailer trash so I get away with it. It’s fun, and since I eat healthy most of the time so the smell isn’t too bad. Sometimes I get away with not paying for dinner, which is always worth it.

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