What is the Proper way to Hang Toilet Paper?

Since toilet paper does not come with an instruction manual there has been an age old debate on the proper way to hang the roll. After years of research in the lab, and countless hours wiping and arguments that have ended in blood and death it has been determined that the proper way to hang TP is “over, not under.”

According to www.currentconfig.com, “Toilet paper has a natural curve, a way of being that lends itself to certain orientations on the toilet paper spool.
How to Hang Toliet Paper

They go on to give an additional sound reason for hanging toilet paper this way by demonstrating the amount of visible toilet paper with each technique.
Hanging Toliet Paper

So, the next time you grab for the roll make sure‚ it’s hanging the proper way. It could save you 1 second from fumbling for the end piece. If you shit on average once a day, with an average of 5 wipes that is 5 seconds a day. If you live to be 70 years old that equals 35 hours of your life you will not waste trying to grab the end of the TP.

If you factor in the amount of time you spent reading this post and thinking about it, you will probably spend 34 hours of your life doing something more fun! That is what we do here at NTG: we save lives.


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